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japanesecommunity asked: Arc, I read your fan fiction of Offendy and I love it!

Arc: thank you, I’m glad you liked them :3

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changeroffates asked: Hey Smexy! 1) If you had to describe sex with you while you're drunk, high, or both in a couple of words, what would it be like? 2) Arc, have you ever almost been tricked by Smexy into saying the words of consent? If so, how close?

Depends on what kind of drugs and/or liquor I’m on.

Arc:….. one time, near when I first met smexy, and was stupid enough to let him take me on,… “adventures” with him, he tried to put me in a scenario in which I would have been potentially roofied and raped by a group of men, deciding that since our deal only stated that he personally wasn’t allowed to try and have sex with me without my consent, that he could use that as a loophole he could exploit, and just get someone else to do his dirty work.
his plan never ended up getting very far, as I ended up catching onto his intentions pretty quickly when he did nothing to come to my aid when a man started threatening me, and he did next to nothing to try and hide his guilt when I started to call him out on it, admitting that he would have only intervened if it had looked like I were about to be killed.
In the end I was able to convince him to get me out of it unharmed, but after that I refused to give him an inch, and got to further refining our deal so that he couldn’t pull a stunt like that with me again, including him trying to force on me or take advantage of mind altering substances, or his mental tampering in order to force me into false consent.
So now? as far as I’m concerned, he can’t be trusted in anything, and I had better not forget that.

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tentacle-nightmare asked: "Ten bucks says I can eat twelve children under an hour."

I’d pay ten bucks just to watch you try to pull it off~

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shekofulldemon asked: hi how are you today

I ate a hobbo. It was a pretty good day.

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13ylp asked: Arc, Smex, there some nice moment beetween you both that does not involve one of you upset or hurt to the another one?

Arc: well, there was that time he showed me a fancy pigeon.

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Anonymous asked: I read in this blog that you like the joker, do you like harley quinn too?

Really? Who DOESN’T want to fuck Harley Quinn?

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ben-the-hyena asked: Are you a virgin ?

I think the more important question to ask here is,

Are you?

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Anonymous asked: "Could you by chance not kill me after I take the rose and become happy?"

I’m not making any promises.

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changeroffates asked: Hey Smexy/Arc! How would you two react if I came to your home unannounced with my portable keyboard and sat down on the ground playing "Smexy's Lullaby" and then fell asleep after thirty minutes of playing other songs?

Arc: he’d probably drape himself over you like a lazy sack of lard and take a nap as well.

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Anonymous asked: *tugs on your jacket* hello~ *waves* i was wondering if you lerk in the woods to find your victims or if you just wait for someone to come to you or... how do you do that?

You know, I thought I told you guys from the very beginning that I’m not a big fan of that nature shit.
I’d take civilization any day. After all that’s where the people are
, And Ive got a whole lot of fucks in me to to share with them~

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shygirl-20-blog asked: do you like fat girls ? :D

Absolutely~

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Anonymous asked: Ooh! Does Offendy give out cupcake roses?!

Do you mean rose-themed cupcakes? Because I could probably get someone to make some for you

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Anonymous asked: Smexy, what if someone put hot sauce in your mouth while you were sleeping?

Meh, I could manage.

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3m0t10nal-k1ll3r asked: Would it turn you on if I kept poking you?

Probably, yeah.

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Anonymous asked: So when someone takes your rose do you give them a head start or just chase them down or try to catch them without teleportation for the fun of it.

Depends on my mood at the time